This week was Spring Break. I didn't have to check my college email, correct papers, or teach any classes.
Still, it wasn't much of a vacation.
I spent Monday and Tuesday subbing at a large, suburban high school. Wednesday through Friday I temped for an International company that fabricates tractors and implements. Their products are highly specialized: grape pickers, corn heads, onion planters, etc.
In this game of subbing and temping, I liken myself to the character of Nanny McPhee.
1. I get a lot of strange looks from students and other employees. Is there a wart on my chin?
2. It's fun to "work my magic." People who have been buried under piles of work are thrilled when I come in and whip things into shape. It's nice to hear them exclaim, "you're doing an amazing job!"
3. The flip side of coin #2 is that I see enormous piles of clutter. I inherit the consequences of other's bad habits. Yesterday I spent six solid hours doing data entry to close open work orders for the manufacturing side of the tractor company. My hands burned and then went numb.
4. Like McPhee, I do like to do things my way. I need to listen to music or Bible lessons while working long hours on the computer, folding drawings or placing stickers 1,000's of times in a row. Otherwise, it's unbearable. In the classroom, I NEED to work with a textbook. I must have access to a computer and a board to write on. Those are my standards and if I can't have it my way, I will have to leave. Simple. (OK, maybe if I were teaching in a very poor district I might bend some).
5. Students despise me at first. They roll their eyes. They moan. They complain loudly. I insist that they put away electronic devices. I make them use the dictionary. I'm tough and, at first, they hate me. It doesn't hurt my feelings.
6. Genuine concern for people works magic. Students respond positively when I ask questions that demonstrate that I care. They want to share their opinions and their fears. Fear is most often the reason for #5.
So, instead of a Spring Break tan, I have paper cuts. At home there are piles and piles of dishes and laundry. I'm exhausted and impatient with my own children. Ironically, perhaps, I really need to hire a nanny to swoop in and fix things up here!