If it were a Christmas season "ruled" by boys, the featured foods would be full size candy bars, frozen zingers, and spicy potatoe chips. If the spice is too much for the mouth, the boys would simply spit out the offending snack food onto the carpeted floor. To drink: hot chocolate ans Mt. Dew.
There would be guns, knives, video games, Legos, action figures, and bey blades.
Loud drums, silly songs, and ongoing shouting/sparring followed by giggles and belly laughs.
Stairways and hallways would be the ideal settings for racetracks and Avengers dangling from tape or string.
Christmas break means NO bed time, no dishes, no chores, and no homework.
A cloud of stinky sock smell hangs over the house.
The bloody ear, lip and foot cause only momentary notice.
Because boys rule Christmas.
